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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Phyllis

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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Burton Rascoe

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A news sense is really a sense of what is important, what is vital,...
Jean de La Fontaine

Quote #13041

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Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Jean Kerr

Quote #14766

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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Evan Esar

Quote #12868

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Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Roosevelt, Eleanor

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Do whatever comes your way as well as you can. Think as little as...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2087

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Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Cleobulus

Quote #19928

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Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21019

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A contented mind is the best source for trouble.
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