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Time is Too slow for those who wait, Too swift for those who fear,...
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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When an idea exclusively occupies the mind, it is transformed into an actual physical...
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There is nothing to write about, you say. Well then, write and let me...
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The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
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America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...