Quote #15635
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #3845
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Quote #18032
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #2347
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #13926
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #21534
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #12845
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Quote #9235
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Quote #223
We Americans know-although others appear to forget-the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek...
Quote #4949
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...