Quote #8042
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Quote #21660
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #11590
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot...
Quote #16459
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
Quote #2631
I didn’t really say everything I said.
Quote #7127
Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #14253
Education begins at home. You can’t blame the school for not putting into your...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...