Quote #9826
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #8028
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #1649
A man is accepted into church for what he believes–and turned out for what...
Quote #11612
Automatic simply means that you can’t repair it yourself.
Quote #14800
For in and out, above, about, below, ‘Tis nothing but a Magic Shadow-show, Play’d...
Quote #17935
Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that...
Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #2044
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #6516
Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #17944
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...