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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...
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I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #21040
Above all things, reverence yourself.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
Quote #17592
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
Quote #6873
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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The desire for success lubricates secret prostitutions in the soul.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...