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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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How can finite grasp infinity
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
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Credulity is the man’s weakness, but the child’s strength.
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but...
Tom Robbins

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I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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