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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #20836
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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The future is much like the present, only longer.
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Failure is success if we learn from it.
Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Speak the truth, do not yield to anger give, if thou art asked for...
Quote #18946
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
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To feel valued, to know, even if only once in a while, that you...
Quote #4678
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...