Quote #7771
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #7093
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #13126
When they kept you out it was because you were black when they let...
Quote #14688
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
Quote #3816
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #8405
The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.
Quote #18599
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
Quote #5201
Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.
Quote #5549
Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand...
Quote #20705
It is in the gift for employing all the vicissitudes of life to one’s...