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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Henry Kissinger

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The superpowers often behave like two heavily armed blind men feeling their way around...
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
Don Quixote

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But if you build your life on dreams it’s prudent to recall a man...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5182

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
John J. Sirica

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An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...
Norman Mailer

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The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Aristotle

Quote #1869

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One swallow does not make a summer.
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If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my...
Andrew Carnegie

Quote #3069

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
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