Quote #2065
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #6030
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #6741
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
Quote #16949
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
Quote #6895
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Quote #141
One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a...
Quote #4481
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
Quote #12826
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #8232
They don’t worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don’t...