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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
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Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
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Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
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Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some...
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Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not nothing...
Quote #11400
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...