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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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Gabriel Oh come on Stan Not everything ends the way you think it should...
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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The Diplomat sits in silence, watching the world with his ears.
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Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
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I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively...