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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to...
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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...
Quote #7579
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #2089
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #10519
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #16733
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.