Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #1045
Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Quote #12186
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
Quote #18424
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #2003
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
Quote #7561
One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary...
Quote #16291
Names are changed more readily than doctrines, and doctrines more readily than ceremonies.
Quote #13896
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #794
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #14518
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.