Quote #16540
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well...
Quote #5887
There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #14284
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #1712
It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to...
Quote #14134
Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at...
Quote #5608
Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
Quote #6454
Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men...
Quote #7112
Every exit is an entry somewhere.