Quote #2675
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #20422
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #17030
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #11819
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #6509
As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...
Quote #15281
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #17063
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #14958
A life lived in chaos is an impossibility…
Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4365
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...