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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt....
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
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Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...