Quote #21532
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #7112
Every exit is an entry somewhere.
Quote #20644
The unspoken word never does harm.
Quote #2679
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #13922
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #1417
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #18697
A country losing touch with its own history is like an old man losing...
Quote #8197
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #12092
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Quote #16666
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...