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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
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For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court...
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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer...
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A job is what we do for money work is what we do for...
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where...
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