Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13906 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Ambrose Bierce Quote #4162 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Edwin L. Arnold Quote #10205 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Sam Ewig Quote #4364 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn...
G. C. Lichtenberg Quote #4471 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our...
Rudolf Franz Flesch Quote #13025 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Marion Garretty Quote #13230 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Quote #10865 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Aesop Quote #5498 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Henry David Thoreau Quote #4819 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...