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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Ambrose Bierce

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Edwin L. Arnold

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Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Sam Ewig

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Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn...
G. C. Lichtenberg

Quote #4471

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To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our...
Rudolf Franz Flesch

Quote #13025

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Johnny couldn’t read … for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
Marion Garretty

Quote #13230

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Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

Quote #10865

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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Aesop

Quote #5498

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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4819

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...
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