Quote #18243
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
Quote #3719
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #4068
Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #3587
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...
Quote #2402
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #15990
There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we...
Quote #2533
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.