Quote #14843
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to...
Quote #13440
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it...
Quote #17149
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what...
Quote #2264
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #21640
Know thyself.
Quote #17358
Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits...