Quote #15185
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
Quote #1569
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #11115
Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims to love him...
Quote #10186
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #17192
Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
Quote #19152
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #19393
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
Quote #13357
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
Quote #15460
It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.