Quote #20822
Women should be obscene and not heard. 00
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #20823
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #20824
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. +2-2
Quote #20809
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #20825
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. 00
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 0-1
Quote #20826
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
Quote #20811
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...