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Quote #19251
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it....
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #19252
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. +1-3
Quote #19268
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #19253
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it 00
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #19255
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...