Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Category Archives: P. J. O’Rourke
Quote #3554
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #3556
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #3557
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #3558
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #3559
Never fight an inanimate object. +2-2