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Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13838

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13823

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13839

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13855

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13776

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13792

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
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