Quote #13672
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13625
Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in...
Quote #13641
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #13657
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #13626
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
Quote #13642
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #13658
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...
Quote #13674
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. ‘That was...
Quote #13627
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...