Quote #13661
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13630
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #13646
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...
Quote #13662
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #13631
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
Quote #13647
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #13663
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Quote #13632
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #13648
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #13664
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...