Quote #13669
There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13622
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #13638
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #13654
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #13670
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #13623
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #13639
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #13671
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #13624
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...