Quote #13638
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13654
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #13670
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #13623
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #13639
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #13671
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Quote #13624
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Quote #13640
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...