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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13663

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13648

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13664

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13633

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13649

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13665

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13634

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13666

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
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