Quote #13663
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13632
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #13648
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to...
Quote #13664
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #13633
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Quote #13649
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #13634
Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
Quote #13650
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #13666
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...