Quote #13644
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13660
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Quote #13629
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #13645
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #13661
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a...
Quote #13630
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #13646
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able...
Quote #13662
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #13631
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
Quote #13647
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...