Quote #13703
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13719
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #13735
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
Quote #13751
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #13767
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Quote #13688
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
Quote #13704
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #13736
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #13752
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...