Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13698 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13714 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13730 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13747 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13763 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13683 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13699 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13715 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13731 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13748 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...