Quote #13731
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13747
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me....
Quote #13763
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #13684
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
Quote #13700
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #13716
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Quote #13732
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #13748
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #13764
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #13685
I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...