Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13731 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13747 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13763 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13684 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13700 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13716 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13732 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13748 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13764 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13685 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...