Quote #13730
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #13683
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #13699
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #13715
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #13731
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #13747
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me....
Quote #13763
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #13684
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...