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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13689

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13705

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13721

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13737

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13753

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13690

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13706

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13738

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
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