Quote #13689
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13705
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #13721
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #13737
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #13753
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #13769
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #13690
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #13706
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #13722
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #13738
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...