Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13736
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #13752
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
Quote #13768
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Quote #13689
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #13705
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #13721
To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at...
Quote #13737
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Quote #13753
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #13769
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...