Quote #13707
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13723
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #13739
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #13772
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
Quote #13676
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #13692
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
Quote #13708
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the...
Quote #13724
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #13740
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so...