Quote #13697
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13713
Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I ‘swarm...
Quote #13729
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #13745
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #13761
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Quote #13682
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Quote #13698
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #13714
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #13730
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...