Quote #13728
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13744
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #13760
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #13681
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #13697
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Quote #13713
Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I ‘swarm...
Quote #13729
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #13745
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #13761
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Quote #13682
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...