Quote #13727
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #13759
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
Quote #13680
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and...
Quote #13696
It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Quote #13712
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
Quote #13728
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Quote #13744
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #13760
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #13681
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...