Quote #13909
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13925
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #13878
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #13894
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #13910
Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great...
Quote #13926
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #13879
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
Quote #13895
I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #13927
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...