Quote #13729
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13745
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #13682
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Quote #13698
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #13714
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #13730
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #13763
To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled...
Quote #13683
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...