Quote #13676
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13692
One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
Quote #13708
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the...
Quote #13724
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #13740
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so...
Quote #13756
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Quote #13772
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
Quote #13677
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed...
Quote #13693
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
Quote #13709
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...