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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13690

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13706

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13738

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13754

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13691

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13739

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
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