Quote #13844
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13860
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #13797
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me +1-4...
Quote #13813
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #13829
If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Quote #13845
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #13861
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #13782
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #13798
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...