Quote #13809
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13825
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. 00
Quote #13841
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much...
Quote #13857
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #13778
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...
Quote #13794
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
Quote #13810
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
Quote #13826
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #13842
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #13858
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...