Quote #13804
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. +40
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #13836
Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #13789
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #13821
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on...
Quote #13837
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #13853
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #13790
Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it’s two lives connected by...