Quote #13803
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13819
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
Quote #13835
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Quote #13851
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Quote #13867
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Quote #13788
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #13804
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. +20
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #13836
Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...