Quote #13843
I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13859
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #13780
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #13796
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
Quote #13812
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some...
Quote #13828
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #13844
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
Quote #13860
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #13797
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me +1-4...