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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13850

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13866

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13787

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13803

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13819

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13835

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13851

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13867

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13788

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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