Quote #13807
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13823
Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
Quote #13839
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Quote #13855
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #13776
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
Quote #13792
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Quote #13808
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #13824
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that...
Quote #13840
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...