Quote #11022
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #11023
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization. 0-2
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #11026
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. 0-1
Quote #11027
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...