Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #34257
Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.
Quote #7441
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #5335
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Quote #23793
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
Quote #9671
The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #9758
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
Quote #23809
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it,...