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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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It’s essential that a part of you not grow up. Childhood wonder gives us...
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from...
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...
Quote #21094
You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
Quote #6965
Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #30085
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...