Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #16463
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #17871
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #3678
If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty...
Quote #23820
By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature’s softened, and more gentle grows.
Quote #7990
Once there was The People – Terror gave it birth; Once there was The...
Quote #25472
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #10013
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #28089
If you go with the flow you’ll eventually end up over the waterfall.