Quote #1994
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
Quote #24557
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #4829
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #11702
Whenever we read the obscene stories, voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortous executions, the...
Quote #6357
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Quote #29269
George Shinn. He’s the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team.
Quote #18766
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #13241
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...
Quote #30900
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...