Quote #20711
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #15397
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Quote #17277
Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #12842
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
Quote #12137
When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the...
Quote #32966
It ever has been since time began, And ever will be, till time lose...
Quote #12299
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.